Wash Your Hands But Leave The Martini Dirty Poster – Funny Kitchen & Bar Wall Art Print
Wash your hands… but leave the martini dirty.
This witty and iconic Wash Your Hands But Leave The Martini Dirty poster is the ultimate humorous statement for cocktail lovers and home bartenders. Featuring a classic martini glass with olives and bold retro typography, it perfectly captures that playful balance between responsibility and indulgence.
Perfect for kitchens, home bars, dining areas, or as the funniest housewarming or hostess gift. A must-have for anyone who takes their martinis seriously… but not too seriously.
Available Formats (Choose Your Preferred Option):
- Premium Matte Paper Print
- Wooden Framed Poster
- Metal Framed Poster
- Poster with Wooden Hangers
- Canvas Print
- Digital Download (multiple ratios)
Why customers love this print:
- Extremely relatable and funny — guaranteed to spark smiles and conversations
- Classic retro aesthetic with a modern sarcastic twist
- Looks fantastic in both kitchen and bar spaces
Pair it with our other funny kitchen prints for the ultimate humorous gallery wall.
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5 Ready-to-Print Sizes & Ratios
Each digital download includes 5 high-resolution files in the most popular aspect ratios: 2:3, 3:4, 4:5, 11x14, and ISO (A-series).
These ratios fit perfectly into common frames (including popular IKEA, Amazon, and standard gallery frames):
- 4:5 ratio – 8x10" (20x25 cm), 16x20" (40x50 cm), 24x30" (60x75 cm)
- 3:4 ratio – 9x12" (23x30 cm), 12x16" (30x40 cm), 18x24" (45x60 cm), 24x32" (60x80 cm)
- 2:3 ratio – 8x12" (20x30 cm), 12x18" (30x45 cm), 16x24" (40x60 cm), 20x30" (50x75 cm), 24x36" (60x90 cm)
- 11x14 – 11x14" (28x36 cm)
- ISO (A-series) – A5 (15x21 cm), A4 (21x30 cm), A3 (30x42 cm), A2 (42x59 cm), A1 (59x84 cm)
Print at home, locally, or online – no cropping needed, instantly frame-ready.
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Each digital download includes 5 high-resolution files in the most popular aspect ratios: 2:3, 3:4, 4:5, 11×14, and ISO (A-series). Delivered instantly — start decorating today!